Poses: Round One
EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DAY: If we make it to the $5000 fundraising goal, then the reward will be a group cover photo with myself, John Scalzi, Pat Rothfuss, Charles Stross, and Mary Robinette Kowal. I’m already starting to make arrangements for this to happen at ConFusion in January.
Thus far, we’ve raised more than $3700 for the Aicardi Syndrome Foundation. More information about the fundraiser and Aicardi Syndrome is available on the original post, here.
I spent much of this weekend gathering props and trying to figure out how to turn our office/library into a makeshift photo studio. I’m pretty happy with the results. Thanks as always to my wife Amy, the eternally patient and helpful photographer, who kept limping over to adjust the angle of my knee or move my hand.
If part of a pic gets cut off on your screen, clicking the picture should open up the full image for you.
I began with Summoning [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Carol Wolf, which is probably the least flattering shot of me I’ve seen in a long time.
Next, I went to At Grave’s End [Amazon | B&N | Mysterious Galaxy], by Jeaniene Frost. I figured this one could be a warm-up to my pose-off with John Scalzi.
I probably could have gone out and bought stiletto heels, thigh-high stockings, and so on. But I think some of the humor and fun, at least for me, comes from trying to mimic the poses and wardrobe with what I can find around the house. (Or in this case, what I can borrow from my mother.)
Then it was time for the first pose-off challenge with Scalzi. Tune in tomorrow to see the awesome and/or nightmare-inducing results!
In the meantime, I’m continuing to work on the rest of the poses. And if you want more, including the EPIC $5000 cover shoot, there’s still plenty of time to donate!
John D. Bell
December 10, 2012 @ 9:55 am
You all know, of course, that if you do the $5000 pose, Ms. Kowal will have to be mimicing the pose of a *man*, and all the rest of you will have to be imitating *women*. Seems only fair.
Now to find a book cover with an image of four vixen and a hunk…. π
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 9:56 am
Already found, and that’s *exactly* what I think we’ll be doing π
Angie
December 10, 2012 @ 10:38 am
If I weren’t already super excited about ConFusion, I would be now!
Sean Sweeney
December 10, 2012 @ 10:39 am
Oh… my… Cthulhu….
Anne C.
December 10, 2012 @ 11:37 am
If you thought that second pose was groin cramping, imagine what it would have been with your heel 3-4″ higher and leather (or fabric) scrunched up in the underside of your knee from that boot!
Thank you for doing this, Jim. You and Scalzi are wonderful!
Annalee
December 10, 2012 @ 11:43 am
Ooh, I’m with Mr. Bell. I vote for the parody of the Avengers poster if you hit 5k. You know, the one where Black Widow is actually standing in an action pose and the *rest* of them are thrusting their behinds at the viewer?
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 11:44 am
I’ve got one I think you’ll like even better π
Jeaniene Frost
December 10, 2012 @ 11:48 am
You rocked that pose from At Grave’s End! Cat’s never looked better, lol. Thanks for drawing attention to a great cause, even if it was at the expense of your pulled groin ;-).
Elya
December 10, 2012 @ 11:56 am
I love how you captioned your photos to look like the book covers, blurbs and all: the perfect finishing touch! I can’t decide whether to laugh or wince. Looking forward to tomorrow’s Scalzi shenanigans! *falls over giggling*
Jackie (Literary Escapism)
December 10, 2012 @ 11:58 am
I am so going to ConFusion now!
Denisetwin
December 10, 2012 @ 12:00 pm
Love it! You truly went above with the book captions and blurbs! Fantastic charity drive!
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 12:24 pm
“I canβt decide whether to laugh or wince.”
“Both” is always an option π
Annalee
December 10, 2012 @ 12:29 pm
You haven’t let me down yet :).
Is the photoshoot at confusion going to be open to spectators?
Kay
December 10, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
I’ve got to ask, feel like sharing specifics about how it felt to be in those poses? Just how awkward were they?
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
I’m not sure yet. If it was just me, I’d say sure. But I want to respect the comfort of my fellow posers, so we’ll be deciding as a group how we want to do this.
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
Thank you, Jeaniene!!!
Mary Robinette Kowal
December 10, 2012 @ 1:44 pm
Having seen the cover in question, all I can say is Mwhahaha! It will be so worth every cent donated.
I also offered a bonus for the photo shoot involving my Hugo and duct tape. Y’all are donating, right?
Ginny
December 10, 2012 @ 1:44 pm
Sorry, but you didn’t dislocate your shoulder properly in that first one — that’s going to cost you some points!
(And why should the pose look good on.you — it doesn’t even look good on the anatomically incorrect cover illustration!)
Shiloh Walker
December 10, 2012 @ 2:35 pm
I’m just kinda anxiously awaiting Scalzi’s poses.
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 2:41 pm
I’ve seen the final Scalzi pic. Your anxiety is well warranted.
Jim C. Hines
December 10, 2012 @ 2:41 pm
I couldn’t hold them for very long, so we’d take a picture or two, then give me a break to shake it off. I may do some behind-the-scenes discussion and pics afterward π
Sheryl Nantus
December 10, 2012 @ 3:14 pm
ow ow ow owowowowowowow.
That is all.
Christine Bell
December 10, 2012 @ 3:20 pm
Love the way you committed so fully, with those graceful hand gestures on the Summoning pose and all. AWEsome.
Acoustic Louis
December 10, 2012 @ 3:58 pm
Well done, sir! You could’ve gone with a bit more cleavage, but the belly button and all that leg more than makes up for it.
J. Swan
December 10, 2012 @ 6:53 pm
These are absolutely hysterical. Funniest thing I’ve seen in months. Truly makes you think “why WOULD anyone be in that position?!?”
SM Reine
December 10, 2012 @ 8:38 pm
My absolute favorite part is the lettuce knife in your garter/holster/thing. Brilliant. And you’re not lookin’ bad there, mister. π *eyebrow waggle*
Mel
December 10, 2012 @ 9:38 pm
Lovely. π π π
I mean every single word and grin. I should probably add a few more grins. What’s the emoticon for a giggle?
Susan
December 10, 2012 @ 10:36 pm
Love the cover mock-ups in addition to the poses. And I am in awe that you nailed the At Grave’s End pose.
Mel
December 10, 2012 @ 10:57 pm
At the risk of introducing a slightly grumpy note, there is a “t” missing in “$3500 and couning!”
More evidence that the profession of proofreading never really leaves you.
Still giggling after the 3rd visit. π π
Sally
December 10, 2012 @ 11:37 pm
Good Lord, Mary, where ARE you going to duct tape the Hugo?
Lise
December 11, 2012 @ 12:39 am
The lettuce knife is hilarious. Really nice job on that pose.
It sort of boggles the mind that in the original cover, she appears to be on… ice? Maybe a frozen pond? But how did she get out there in those heels? (Wait, maybe that’s it, she’s getting up after a fall! Check the weather forecast before you leave the house, people.)
Jim C. Hines
December 11, 2012 @ 7:44 am
More evidence that writers always need editors π
Thank you. Fixed now!
Daphne B
December 11, 2012 @ 8:58 am
I think what I like the best is the facial work. You totally nailed the “intense/wistful/where did I put my keys” look on the first one and the “intense/braindead/my effing knee really hurts” look on the second one.
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Bill
December 14, 2012 @ 12:33 pm
I never thought I’d defend a book cover, but there’s some confusion here between “poses” and “stills from an action sequence.” The “Summoning” cover in particular looks respectably like something caught mid-dance, for instance. And “Dance like no one is going to snap your picture at an awkward moment and put it on a book cover”!
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